User:OtterSurf

OtterSurf
Biographical information
Birth date	January 8, 1991
Birthplace	Here
Residence	There
Descriptive information
Gender	Yuh-huh
Height	Short
Hair color	Today, gone tomorrow (this needs to be viewed in Source mode to make sense)
Eye color	Octarine
General information
Occupation	Writer
Hobbies	Being a fuzz-butt
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"Don't look at me like I just kicked an Ewok."

―Han Solo to his daughter while his younger son lies dead at his feet and his older son is missing. I honestly cannot tell if this is the best or worst Star Wars moment in, like, ever.^[src]

HELLLOOOOOOO!

About OtterSurf!

Hola! I'm OtterSurf, which is short for OtterSurf. Ninety percent otter, ten percent burrito, one hundred percent DELICIOUS!

And no, I'm NOT Hermione Granger's Patronus. Stop asking.

Why am I here?

"Like, I know, right? Like I'd be seen using a Bank of Aargau card at Biscuit Baron! Like, guh!" — "Like, I *know,* right? Like I'd be seen using a Bank of Aargau card at Biscuit Baron! Like, *guh!*"

Search me. I don't even have a Happy Captions page, though you can see my one attempt at a Happy Caption if you tilt your head slightly left.