- "Silliness taken seriously should be our motto"
- ―A former Wookieepedia administrator
The silly parts of the Star Wars galaxy are often quite amusing to read about, especially with the completely serious manner in which Wookieepedia treats them. Below are some of my favorite examples of "silliness taken seriously:"
Articles with a ✓ checkmark beside them are status articles; articles with a ⍻ slashed check mark are former status articles.
- Mashed protatoes✓
- Corrobor✓
- Sprite✓, Coca-Cola✓, Minute Maid, and Dasani
- Lemonade (and this picture)
- Rainboh✓
- Senator Jar Jar Binks commemorative drinking cup✓ (How wuuuude!)
- Pornography (top trending page in Category:Entertainment)
- Most comfortable chair ever designed✓ (What kind of description is "big enough to fit Leia Organa?" It’s not like she’s enormous)
- Camtono (space ice cream maker)
- Panda✓
- Ima-Gun Di (Best character name ever. I will fight anyone who disagrees.)
- Luuuke Skywalker⍻
- Booba Fett⍻
- George R. Binks✓ (the seriousness of the name is great)
- Cupid clone trooper (don't know what to say here :P)
- Max (bunny)✓
- Santa Claus (and another one)
- BBQ droid (The BBQ droid was a cooking droid...that was deployed whenever the Trade Federation's Neimoidians became hungry)
- Buick⍻ (The Buick was a unique vehicle called a car or, more specifically, a convertible, that was capable of ground, atmospheric, and space combat.)
- California ("The game designers who programmed this into the game may have been simply drawing from this real-world area" or maybe they just independently created California)
- Cowboy Droid (the Separatists probably had better things to be spending money on)
- Jizz (Come on, really?)
- Jizz-box (Seriously?)
- Festering jizz-box (I give up.)
- Gungan Style (realizing how old Gangnam style was made me feel old)
- Yoda and the BoogieWookiees
- Mustache Guy
- Squid Lake
- Halmere ("Halmere was prone to screaming out in pain when bitten on the arm by large Selonians"...I have a feeling I would be too)
- Disappointed moisture farmer
- Creative procrastinating✓
- Xenomorph
- Droopy McCool
- Building snap✓ (The fact that the Chiss use legos is my favorite piece of information to come out of the Ascendancy trilogy)
- Japan
- Sith O' Lantern
- (Sharp keening at 85 cycles, followed by five atonal mandible clicks)✓ (I know what I'm going to name my first-born)
- Unidentified duck individual⍻ (SSIPPLTT! PLTT-T)
- Smoke generator lamp (AKA: Aladdin's lamp)
- Bang-corn (It manages to coexist with popcorn)
- Luke Skywalker's dog✓ (Counterpoint: Dog)
- Protocol Boi
- Chunky cape (doesn't sound too flattering)
- Swimsuit (and it's legends equivalent, bathing togs)
- Hair gel (used to tame unruly hair)
- Tabac and T'bac (Star Wars version of tobacco, even though tobacco also exists in Star Wars)
- Bunny
- Unidentified sentient dog
- Creepy Leia
- Kirk and Spock
- Master Bayts⍻
- Birthday cake✓
- Byss cheese
- Space Pirate Boogie✓
- Arabia
- Burbank
- North Hollywood
- Ewok Festival of Love Crossbow
- Gundravian hookspore
- Blaster earrings
- Sex droid
- Easter egg
- Indiana Jones (and Short Round)
- Asogians
- Talk to the Hand: Mind Tricks Made Easy
- Jedi Tricks for Dummies
- Hide-and-seek
- Force tag
- Yurt (not sure why a Jedi would need one)
- Leia Organa II
- Size does matter!
- Vader's diary
- Fish oil
- Kessoline
- Geode
- Droid boxing
- Talena Ancia's flawed design
- That time zombies attacked Dandoran
- Spin-the-bottle
- Repulsor-assisted baby stroller
- Clotheslegging
- Nerf-throwing (They're 1.3 meters long, so I doubt a human could throw one)
- Besh-Leth-Trill sandwich
- The musicals: Annie, Rent, Wicked, The Gungan King, The Menace of the Opera, Avenue Q, and Jedi on the Roof
- Angel of Taxations and Imports
- The novels: Charlie and the Droid Factory and The Count of Mon Calamari
- Katraasii Droid Ballet Studio
- Frog (language) (has to be kept separate from the Frog-dogs)
- Energizer Bunny⍻
- Null-grav trampoline
- Egroeg Sacul
- Wilhalm Skrim
- Jolly Meal
- Lothar the Grouch
- Mickey Mouse
- Firefly-class mid-bulk transport
- Astromeh (I imagine this is an emoji somewhere in the galaxy)
- Sha'a Gi (Like, I don't know man. Zoinks!)
- Gunray On Top ✓ (It was written by his mistress. The implication is pretty clear.)
- Mr. Love and Mister Hate
- NCC-1701
- Floating Toads of Doom
- Mine Mine Mine (the seagull ship)
- Sean Connery✓
- Life-giving moss (irony at its finest)
- Unidentified agent (panda)
- 7L-VN
Note that there are a significant number of subjects from Lego Star Wars that could make this list; I've chosen to leave most of them out