"That's not what the Empire would have done, Commander. What the Empire would have done was build a super-colossal Yuuzhan Vong-killing battle machine. They would have called it the Nova Colossus or the Galaxy Destructor or the Nostril of Palpatine or something equally grandiose. They would have spent billions of credits, employed thousands of contractors and subcontractors, and equipped it with the latest in death-dealing technology. And you know what would have happened? It wouldn't have worked. They'd forget to bolt down a metal plate over an access hatch leading to the main reactors, or some other mistake, and a hotshot enemy pilot would drop a bomb down there and blow the whole thing up. Now that's what the Empire would have done."
―Han Solo, to Vana Dorja
―Han Solo, to Vana Dorja
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One of the Funniest Lines Ever uttered in the Star Wars EU(unsigned)- Remember, if you don't sign you comment, it can't really be counted.Din's Fire 997 22:48, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
- Chack Jadson 21:10, 14 October 2006 (UTC)
- Doran 16:22, 15 October 2006 (UTC)
- Didn't know Han had 'grandiose' in his vocabulary. lol --ToRsO bOy 15:11, 16 October 2006 (UTC)
- Nostril. Of. Palpatine. 'Nuff said--The Erl of the Quote of the Day/24 October 2006 talk What I do 23:15, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
- Han talks like a fanboy Enochf 23:41, 18 October 2006 (UTC)
- Nostril... *craks up and is unable to finish typing* Tinwe 14:24, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
- Classic. Absolutely classic.--Clone Commander CT-5619 helmet comlink 20:06, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
- Hahahaha. --Scy Storm 07:17, 20 October 2006 (UTC)
- Green Tentacle (Talk) 13:50, 20 October 2006 (UTC)
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- You have to love this quote because it is so true. :)
- I'd just like to know what Vana Dorja said that made Han reply this wonderful quote. Lytcha Lauma 00:47 , 25 October 2006 (UTC)