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Exile: "I think the term is 'pulling a Bindo.'"
Brianna: "Pulling a... Bindo?"
Exile: "Bad joke, bald guy, long story."
―Jedi Exile explains leaving Jedi Order for love[src]
"No, you won't be able to fly, but jets on a T3 unit would only make you look like a mutated swoop bike."
―The Jedi Exile, to T3-M4[src]
Exile: "You still holding a grudge?"
Kex: "You still breathing?"
―Jedi Exile and Kex[src]
Tarn: "Hey! Did that droid just call you a Jedi?"
Exile: "The droid is obviously malfunctioning. Do I look like a Jedi?"
Tarn: "Well, I suppose not. Your eyes aren't glowing and you don't have horns sticking out of your forehead. Heh, crazy droid..."
―Tarn and the Jedi Exile[src]
Exile: "I'm getting tired of being blamed for Peragus."
G0-T0: "Then stop causing events of planetary destruction. You are a walking catastrophe, and you are not making saving the Republic any easier."
―The Jedi Exile and G0-T0, discussing the destruction of Peragus II[src]
Atton: "Find any emergency supplies?"
Exile: "Yes... and it looks like there's some clothes in here."
Atton: "Dammit! Uh, I mean, good, good to hear it. No sense in you running around half-naked. It's... it's distracting. I mean, for the droids."
―Atton Rand and Jedi Exile, on Peragus II[src]
Exile: "Are you okay?"
HK-47: "Answer: If by 'okay', you mean the loss of almost all my existing assassination protocols, then no, I am not okay. Furthermore, I seem to have no discretionary control over my vocabulator, causing me to reveal my true function as an assassin droid of unrivaled sophistication."
Exile: "You look a lot like a series of droids that have attacked me."
HK-47: "Answer: Oh, that is impossible, master. If I were out to kill you, we would not be speaking."
―Conversation between the Jedi Exile and HK-47, after the latter's reactivation[src]
Exile: "It's a landing pad. Ships land on it."
Quello: "No, really? Thanks for the insight! And here I was thinking you were a smart human."
―The Jedi Exile, trying to negotiate a landing pad with Quello[src]
"A Jedi's life is sacrifice... besides, somebody's got to save our skins."
―The Jedi Exile, to Atton Rand on Peragus II[src]
Exile: "And I thought I was cold."
Kreia: "Oh, you have promise. But wait until you have more years fall upon you, and you will see what a shell your heart will become."
―Kreia, after the Jedi Exile asks her about her persuasion tactics[src]
Quello: "What's with you, letting that piece of junk settle its struts onto my landing pad?"
Exile: [using Force persuade] "I think it'll be fine where it is."
Quello: "It'll be fine where it is? Yeah, I guess you're right… and by right, I mean you're wrong. Telling me it'll be 'fine' where it is, what, you think I'm stupid?"
―Quello and the Jedi Exile[src]
Atton: "So, uh, how long have you been a Jedi? Must be tough, you know... no family, no husband..."
Exile: "No tougher than enduring your false sympathy while you're staring at my chest."
―Atton Rand and the Jedi Exile, at the Peragus Mining Facility[src]
HK-47: "Answer: Oh, master, I could not allow myself to harm another. What if they have families? Or children? We must always think of the children. The littlest ones always suffer in war. Musing: I think perhaps I would enjoy learning a new language. Or watching an informative holovid."
Exile: "I think I flipped the wrong switch. Or the right one."
HK-47: "Statement: I am fulfilling my primary function, which is to facilitate communication between species and put an end to hostilities. Greeting: Oh, hello, little T3 unit. I am HK-47, protocol and translation droid."
T3-M4: "Dee... deet?"
HK-47: "Answer: Of course I am all right. Why wouldn't I be? I respect all life. All life is connected and should be nurtured."
Exile: "That does it. That package is coming out of there."
―HK-47, after Jedi Exile installs the HK Protocol Pacifist Package[src]
Sion: "As long as the dark places of this world flow through the cracks of my flesh, I cannot be killed."
Exile: "Tell yourself that a hundred times, and I will strike you down a hundred times."
―Darth Sion and the Jedi Exile[src]
HK-47: "Conclusion: You speak the truth. This discovery is also causing me some degree of anger. And humilation."
Exile: "Are you alright?"
HK-47: "Mockery: 'Am I all right?' Oh, yes, master, why, I am fine. Statement: I mean, I have only just been re-activated, only to find out there are sub-standard duplicates of me running all over the galaxy, corroding my good name. But if they are, in fact, hunting you, then I look forward to the opportunity to meet these units – and educate them in proper assassination protocols."
―HK-47, expressing distress at the Exile's claims, and confirmation, of the HK-50s' copycat use in the galaxy[src]
HK-47: "Query: Is there someone that you need killed, Master?"
Exile: "Would you stop asking me that?"
HK-47: "Statement: Master, assassination is my primary function. It is only expected that when you speak to me, it is to give me the order to kill."
Exile: "I order you to stop asking me who I need killed."
HK-47: "Statement: Oh, very well, Master. No doubt you are bothering me because you wish to interrogate me with harmless, non-lethal questions. Or perhaps you need the deck of your freighter scrubbed. Or an exciting alien text translated. My circuits are a-buzz with anticipation of what your next task will be for me that does not involve ending the life of an organic meatbag that deserves death."
―HK-47 and the Jedi Exile discuss protocol[src]
Atton: "I'll tell you – all those Jedi at Malachor? They deserved it. Every last one of them."
Exile: "They did not deserve it. Why would you even say that?"
Atton: "Because Jedi lie. And they manipulate. And every act of charity or kindness they do, you can drag it out squirming into the light and see it for what it is. The galaxy doesn't need Jedi arrogance or Jedi hypocrisy anymore."
Exile: "What do you mean?"
Atton: "At least the Sith are honest about what they're killing for. The Jedi are pacifists... except in times of war. They're teachers... except when it comes to telling their students the truth. And when they save you, it's only so you can suffer more."
―Atton Rand, explaining his bitterness with the Jedi to the Jedi Exile[src]
Atton: "Why do I play pazaak? All right. I'll show you."
Exile: "I don't want to play pazaak."
Atton: "We're not playing for credits. We're playing for something else. Are you going to play or not?"
Exile: "This better not be using Nar Shaddaa rules."
Atton: "Nope, our clothes are gonna stay on."
―Atton Rand and the Jedi Exile[src]
Vrook: "You are a breach that must be closed. You transmit your pain, your suffering through the Force. Within you, we see something worse than merely the teachings of the Sith. What you carry may mean the death of the Force... and the death of the Jedi."
Exile: "But I can feel the Force, strongly."
Vrook: "So you think. It is not the strength of a Jedi you feel."
Zez-Kai: "He's right. It's... all the death you've caused to get here. You feed on it, and you grow stronger. You're like Malachor... it's in you, it's what you are now. You must have noticed as you've fought across all these planets, killing hundreds – only to become more and more powerful. Why do you think that was?"
―Vrook Lamar, Zez-Kai Ell and the Jedi Council confront the Jedi Exile[src]
Exile: "What did you see when you looked at him?"
Visas: "A man, nothing more."
―The Jedi Exile and Visas Marr after defeating Darth Nihilus[src]
"Well, lying is lying, even from 'a certain point of view.'"
―The Jedi Exile[src]
"Is that job offer for saving the Republic still open?"
―Jedi Exile, working with G0-T0[src]
Exile: "You two better back off before you're kissing duracrete."
Exchange Thug #1: «Eh? Why kiss stone ground?»
Exchange Thug #2: «This Human is threatening us, suggesting the violence she inflicts upon us will be akin to a mating ritual with an unresponsive stone.»
―Two Exchange thugs analyse a threat from the Jedi Exile[src]
Surik: "I'm not letting you out of my sight, if you meet with her, Tee-Three and I had better go with you."
Scourge: "Ridiculous! I would never be so insulting as to bring one of my personal slaves into a meeting with someone of Nyriss's rank."
Surik: "Then you'd better think of something fast, because if this all goes sour, I'm going to whip out my lightsaber and start chopping off heads."
―Meetra Surik and Lord Scourge[src]
"The betrayer always strikes with the best of intentions."
―Meetra Surik[src]
Surik: "Kreia, what are you—are you a Jedi, a Sith?"
Kreia: "Does it matter? Of course it does, such titles allow you to break the galaxy into light and dark, categorize it. Perhaps I am neither, and I hold both as what they are, pieces of a whole. Know that I am your teacher, and that is enough."
Surik: "Then what were you?"
Kreia: "What do you wish to hear? That I once believed in the code of the Jedi? That I felt the call of the Sith, that perhaps, once, I held the galaxy by its throat? That for every good deed I did, I brought equal harm upon the galaxy? That perhaps what the greatest of the Sith Lords knew of evil, they learned from me? What would it matter now? There is only so much comfort in knowing such things, and it is not who I am now."
―Meetra Surik, questioning Kreia[src]
Surik: "Did you love me?"
Kreia: "I would have killed the galaxy to preserve you. I would have let the galaxy die. You are more rare than you know, and what you have taught yourself must not be allowed to die. You are not a Jedi. Not truly. And it is for that that I love you."
―Meetra Surik and Kreia[src]
HK-47: "Theory: Imagine, if you will, that you are unique. The pinnacle of an exiled, cast-out Jedi who can't even use the Force. Imagine that no one has sunk lower than you. That you are truly the most miserable example of a Jedi ever."
Surik: "I get it, already."
HK-47: "Continuation: Now that you have that image, imagine this – someone clones you. Badly, I might add. They make the clones talk differently, rob you of any shred of personality, and take your Jedi Code and adjust it so that it is not really the Jedi Code anymore. They even change your pigmentation to a rather poor shade of durasteel, rather than the proper rusty red that inspires fear in targets. And of course, they refer to meatbags as 'organics.' Unacceptable."
―HK-47 and Meetra Surik[src]
Atton: "I have a bad feeling about this."
Exile: "What's wrong?"
Atton: "Don't you feel it? Something's gonna get real wrong, real quick."
―Atton Rand, sensing danger and warning the Jedi Exile[src]
Atris: "A physical victory is not the only victory... or the only loss."
Exile: "Nice words... but if we listened to you, we'd be hearing it in Mandalorian right now."
―Jedi Exile and Atris, discussing the Mandalorian Wars[src]
Surik: "I've never grown comfortable with killing – and never enjoyed it."
HK-47: "Evaluation: Well, master, that is your problem. Personally, I think you should seek help, but you seem to be the silent loner type, unwilling to admit such weaknesses to another."
―HK-47 expresses concern for Meetra Surik[src]

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