Wookieepedia:Quote of the Day/21 June 2012

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"Varner Hilts's father spent years earning the confidence of the leader of the local faction in Beray. He took great care in selecting the shikkar blade intended for his liege's back. But the elder Hilts used somewhat less care in fastening the dagger's sheath, and the glass blade fell from his belt and buried itself in his ankle. He was dead in a gangrenous month, a mercifully short time to have to endure the nickname 'Slippery Hilts.'"
―Varner Hilts remembers his father's unfortunate accident[src]

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  1. Thought this was pretty funny. Jonjedigrandmaster (Talk) 03:14, April 4, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Toprawa and Ralltiir 03:18, April 4, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Funny? More morbid. Clone Commander Lee Talk 07:37, April 4, 2012 (UTC)
  4. That happened to me recently, except it was a sculpting stylus that fell point-down off the table and poked me in the ankle, and only left me with a small puncture wound and no gangrene. :P Trak Nar Ramble on 07:51, April 4, 2012 (UTC)
  5. This was good. Imperators II(Talk) 09:49, April 4, 2012 (UTC)
  6. IFYLOFD (Floyd's crib) 02:04, April 5, 2012 (UTC)
  7. NaruHina Talk Anakinsolo 16:21, April 5, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Many times, morbid is funny.—Cal JediInfinite Empire (Personal Comm Channel) 01:18, April 10, 2012 (UTC)
  9. —MJ— Comlink Saturday, April 14, 2012, 02:23 UTC
  10. This one made me laugh out loud when I was first reading Secrets. — DigiFluid 00:54, April 16, 2012 (UTC)

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