"I picked up an abandoned helmet and put it on. What was the problem? It had more space than mine. Certainly enough room to swing an Ewok. But when I looked out of the eyes, I couldn't. No wonder they fell over. Swirls of inexpensive green plastic obscured the outside world with defocusing confusion. If you've ever looked down an empty green wine bottle you'll know how it is to be a stormtrooper. No wonder they never hit anyone with their blasters."