JMAS's Caption Page
I'm also copying Gonk because I love coming up with captions for images.
Jolly Trooper
We're dunces in armor
With really bad aim
Drink up me hearties, yo ho! ♫
Chewie Dumpty
Chewie the Wookiee sat on a wall
Chewie the Wookiee had a great fall
All the great Rebels
And all their great men
Couldn't put Chewie together again
2-1Bones McCoy
"Dammit, Rieekan! I'm a 2-1B droid, not a veterinarian!"
Marji's lament
*sigh* "I have got to get myself a new agent."
Grumpy Old Men
Star Wars Episode VII: Grumpy Old Men
Doc Rancor
"Say Aahhhhh."
Revelation
Vader: Artoo never told you what happened to your maker.
Threepio: He told me enough. He told me you killed him!
Vader: No. I am your maker.
Threepio: No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!
Vader: Search your memory banks, you know it to be true.
Threepio: NOOOO! Nooooo!
Anteater
♫ "Whoa here he comes. Watchout boy he'll rat you out. Whoa here he comes. He's an anteater." ♪
Feeling Lucky?
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
"Ask yourself one thing, you must. Feel lucky, do I? Well do ya ... punk?"
"As this is a warhead-launching arm cannon, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
"As this is a quad-barrel arm cannon, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
Double-O Lando
Calrissian. Lando Calrissian. License to thrill. src
Tribble Trouble
"Tribbles. Why did it have to be tribbles?"
Mogwai
"...never feed them after midnight."
"Pay attention, flyboy!"
"Are you taking notes, Han?"
Intergalactic dispute
- "Tastes great!" "Less filling!"
PolaDroid camera
Industrial Automaton: All our R2-units now come equipped with Polaroid cameras built in!
Indiscretion woes
"How drunk was I last night?"
"I don't know, I passed out."
3 Not-so-little Piggies
Let's see that wolf try and blow our house in!
Peeping Luke
"Alright! I can see right into Camie's bedroom with these things."
Here's Johnny!
"HERE'S JOHNNY!"
A Fistful of Credits
"I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my dewback don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it."
Killer heartburn
"This heartburn is killing me. Anybody got some Tums®?"
"How do you spell relief? R O L A I D S!"
The M-10 Team
"If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the M-10 Team."
Jar Jar's lament
"A bumbling idiot I may be, but did they have to animate me to look like the psych ward poster boy?!"
Old trick
"There's a Wookiee behind me? Riiiiiight. Like I'm gonna fall for that."
Driving record
"Is this going to affect my driving record?"
"My insurance is gonna go through the roof!"
How many fingers?
"How many fingers am I holding up behind my back?"
Are you Sure?
Raise your hand if you're Sure!®
Light my fire
♫ The roof. The roof. The roof is on fire. ♪
What a mess!
Padme: "Which one of you is responsible for this mess?!"
Party hard
"Wow, it must have been some party."
Slug killer
"I know how to deal with Hutts. Somebody get me some salt."
Senators Gone Wild
- «"Senators Gone Wild" I love pay-per-view!»
- ―How Hutt gangsters unwind at the end of the day
Sympathy Vote
- "Your big hair should generate a strong sympathy vote..."
- ―Senator Palpatine
Who left the seat up?
- "I told you there would be harsh consequences the next time you left the toilet seat up, Viceroy."
- ―Queen Amidala
"The Emperor has decreed that for all who leave the toilet seat up five times, the consequence would be severe!"
Braid Blaster
"I'm gonna blast that idiotic braid right off his head!"
Bring it on!
"Bring it on, beyach!"
Turning Japanese
♫ I'm turning Japanese - I think I'm turning Japanese - I really think so ♪
Highlander
"I am Katuunko, of the Toydarian clan."
"There can be only one."
Emerald City
♫ Ohhh, we're off to see the Wizard - the wonderful Wizard of Oz ♪
Crybaby
"I always get so emotional at weddings." *sniffle*
Pull my finger
"Pull my finger."
"I want YOU for the Galactic Empire!"
"Pull my finger and you will know the true power of the dark side of the Force."
Badass
Trooper: "We must look pretty badass right now."
Rex: "Karkin' right we do!"
(Homage to this awesome image by Xicer9)
Make my day
"Go ahead, make my day."
You want me to what?
"You want me to stick the suppository where?!"
Heartstopping
CORONER'S REPORT
Manner of Death: STUPIDITY
Immediate Cause of Death: Electricity and water don't mix!
History of the World: Part I
"Yes. No. No. YEEESSSSSSS!" [1]
Walk Like a Moogan
♫ "Walk like a Moogan." ♪
Mind trick FAIL!
"You will halt what you are doing. *blaster fire erupts* Stang! This always works for the Jedi."
Just a flesh wound
"Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no innards left."
"Yes I have."
"Look!"
"It's just a flesh wound."
Drunken flyboy
"Look, Jabba, I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
Princess Bride
"My name is Inigo Maultoya. You killed by brother. Prepare to die."
Sidious: "You didn't die?! Inconceivable!"
Maul: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Sick Leave
"You are still coming in to work tomorrow."
Famous cameos
