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"What happened to you, and where shall we send flowers to the other guy?"
―Kyp Durron, to Mara Jade Skywalker[src]
Kyp: "Okay. But we need a backup plan, because we're never going to get to Han and Luke without the Dark Nest knowing. Those bugs are good."
Saba: "Good? You spent too much of your life in the spice minez, Kyp Durron. There is too much methane in them. They taste like a—"
Leia: "I think he meant they were skilled observers, Master Sebatyne. I'm sure that Master Durron has never actually eaten a Gorog."
Saba: "No? Not even a little one?"
―Kyp Durron, Saba Sebatyne and Leia Organa Solo[src]
Veema: "Last I heard, Anakin went to the Yavin system, alone, against orders from Skywalker and Borsk Fey'lya. Young, handsome, reckless, and maybe a little stupid – definitely my kind of man! Care to introduce us, Kyp?"
Kyp: "Why should I? I've nothing against the kid."
―Veema and Kyp Durron, talking about Anakin Solo[src]
"Great One, please exercise your godly powers and summon real food. We're orbiting six hundred kilometers above the greenest planet in the New Republic, and the mess can't seem to find any fresh vegetables."
―Kyp Durron complains about the Starsider's lack of proper food[src]
"Am I the only one here who simply wants to punch Master Skywalker in the nose?"
―Kyp Durron, showing his frustration[src]
"For years you've been warning me about aggression leading to the dark side! I didn't listen, and over and over again reality whacked me on the side of the head! Finally I decided you were right! I watched someone else go to the dark and it was worse than I could have imagined! You finally convinced me! I've been a good little Jedi for—for months now! I've been telling everyone who would listen that Master Skywalker's been right all along! And now you tell me that you've changed your mind? How dare you? How dare you?"
―Kyp Durron expesses incredulity at Master Skywalker's change in philosophy[src]
"No change comes without conflict. Perhaps my destiny is to be the irritant that forces the discussion, the blister that lets you know your boots don't fit."
―Kyp Durron[src]
"Facts, exact numbers, reassurance… a Jedi seeks not these things."
―Kyp Durron to Toval Seyah, following Centerpoint Station's destruction[src]
Kyp: "No Sith."
Nabon: "Watch your mouth, junior. That kind of language could get you in trouble."
―Fenig Nabon reprimands Kyp Durron for swearing[src]
Dorvald: "I can pretend to be living a normal life occasionally, can't I? For an hour?"
Kyp: "Nah."
Ramis: "You're fooling yourself."
―Seha Dorvald, Kyp Durron and Octa Ramis, after Dorvald returns from a date with Javon Thewles[src]
Kyp: "How many has it been?"
Q9-01: "IS THIS A REQUEST FOR DATA OR A RHETORICAL QUESTION?"
Kyp: "Great. Now even droids are questioning my motives."
Q9-01: "NOT AT ALL. THE DISCUSSION OF PHILOSOPHY IS READILY DISCERNIBLE FROM A CALL TO ACTION."
Kyp: "I've noticed that."
Q9-01: "TO AVOID FUTURE MISUNDERSTANDINGS, HOWEVER, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD GIVE DIRECT ORDERS IN SECOND PERSON IMPERATIVE; FOR EXAMPLE, 'SET COORDINATES FOR THE ABREGADO SYSTEM,' OR 'DIVERT POWER TO THE REAR SHIELDS.'"
Kyp: "How about 'Report to the maintenance bay for a personality graft?'"
Q9-01: "IS THAT AN ORDER OR AN INSULT?"
Kyp: "Whatever works."
―Kyp Durron, interacting with his astromech droid Q9-01[src]
Kyp: "Still playing the philosopher, Zero-One?"
Q9-01: "I FAIL TO COMPREHEND THE UNDERLYING SEMANTIC MEANING OF YOUR QUERY."
Kyp: "It was what you might call 'a hint.' Stop gazing at your…central interface terminal and tend to astronavigation. We should be coming up on our hyperspace coordinates before long."
Q9-01: "AS I AM WELL AWARE. IT IS POSSIBLE TO THINK AND ACT AT THE SAME TIME."
Kyp: "Apparently you haven't attended any of the latest Jedi meetings."
Q9-01: "YOU ARE THE ONLY JEDI WITH WHOM I INTERFACE. UNFORTUNATELY, I WAS NOT PROGRAMMED TO EXPERIENCE GRATITUDE."
Kyp: "Was that a non sequitur or an insult?"
Q9-01: "WHATEVER WORKS."
―Kyp Durron interacting with his astromech droid Q9-01[src]
"Jacen has made a lot of promises. But he only keeps the convenient ones."
―Kyp Durron, on Chief of State Jacen Solo[src]

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