Palpatine: "Listen to me: If this 'Darth Sidious' of yours were to walk through that door right now—and I could somehow stop you from killing him on the spot—do you know what I would do? I would ask him to sit down and I would ask him if he has any power he could use to end this war!"
Anakin: "You would—you would—"
Palpatine: "And if he said he did, I'd bloody well offer him a brandy and talk it out!"