Wookieepedia:Quote of the Day/28 March 2012

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"What the hell is Chewie doing in Wonderland? Chewbacca… would never sip tea or play croquet using flamingos as mallets! That is so not canon! He is a ferocious Wookiee smuggler who travels the galaxy seeking his fortune never leaving Han Solo's side as payment for the Life Debt incurred when Han refused to kill Chewie at Imperial command! … I would love to see the Queen of Hearts try to execute Chewbacca; with one snap of those mighty Wookiee paws, it would be off with her head! Plus… when would he find time to leave his home world of Kashyyyk to join the Mad Hatter at the White House? He doesn't even celebrate Halloween; he celebrates Life Day with his father, Itchy, his wife, Malla, and his son, Lumpy. Everybody knows that, no matter how much George Lucas wants us to forget 1978's The Star Wars Holiday Special."
―Stephen Colbert's rant about Chewbacca greeting children at the White House's Alice in Wonderland-themed Halloween party[src]

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  1. He must read Wookieepedia. ~SavageBOB sig 00:30, January 12, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Huh... I would've taken Colbert for the sort of twerp who deliberately got Star Wars details wrong so as not to appear uncool Enochf 01:16, January 12, 2012 (UTC)
    • Colbert is an enormous geek, and proud of it. He has Captain America's shield hanging in his studio. :) ~SavageBOB sig 21:59, January 12, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Colbert + Holiday Special = winning formula. Menkooroo 22:07, January 12, 2012 (UTC)
  4. IFYLOFD (Floyd's crib) 03:10, January 13, 2012 (UTC)
  5. <-Omicron(Leave a message at the BEEP!) 03:14, January 13, 2012 (UTC)
  6. It's pro Holiday Special, but I can't help voting for it. :P Bella'Mia 03:29, January 13, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Clone Commander Lee Talk 09:35, January 14, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Stephen Colbert has had no qualms about appearing to be nerdy. Darth Trayus(Trayus Academy) 04:54, January 23, 2012 (UTC)
  9. NaruHina Talk Anakinsolo 02:47, February 14, 2012 (UTC)
  10. TIEPilot051999 03:30, February 18, 2012 (UTC)
  11. Colbert's awesome. Hanzo Hasashi 03:00, February 22, 2012 (UTC)
  12. Very nice Suikoman444 03:20, February 22, 2012 (UTC)

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  1. Exiled Jedi Oldrepublic crest (Greetings) 05:22, January 12, 2012 (UTC)

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