"If you roll 0, you've sprained an appendage and won't be able to scratch where it itches for a week. You've twisted your leg and have to crawl away from the wreckage. You've broken your nose, and can't kiss anyone for a month! All of the twisting and turning as the Podracer flips end over end makes you throw up. The medic droids rush to your aid and throw you in a bacta tank for a couple of hours. It will take you years to pay the bill. Plus, the money you were carrying fell out of your wallet! Then, your mother learns about it from the HoloNets, and calls you up. She cries and tells you that you're an embarrassment to the species! But she promises to do her best to keep loving you anyway, and she enrolls you in a driver's safety class. Subtract 100 from your AP total. You may proceed."
―The result of utterly failing to avoid crashing Brant Rumble's Podracer
―The result of utterly failing to avoid crashing Brant Rumble's Podracer
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- Best critical failure in a Star Wars RPG ever. ~Savage
03:35, July 15, 2011 (UTC) - Kilson(Let's have a chat) 03:42, July 15, 2011 (UTC)
- Haha amazing find. Menkooroo 03:43, July 15, 2011 (UTC)
- Genuinely LOL awesome Enochf 05:57, July 15, 2011 (UTC)
- the definition of an EPIC FAIL. <- Omicron(Leave a message at the BEEP!) 03:40, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
- Zhen Zhen 21:19, July 17, 2011 (UTC)
- Master Jonathan — Jedi Council Chambers Sunday, July 17, 2011, 22:57 UTC
- IFYLOFD (Floyd's crib) 01:42, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
- Clone Commander Lee Talk 08:54, July 20, 2011 (UTC)
- Trak Nar Ramble on 09:12, July 20, 2011 (UTC)