Han: "Lando? I'm standing in a cave, knucklehead. What the hell are you doing? Why are you even in this system?"
Lando: "Han, that was Hobbie you just clipped! He's going down—again! Cease fire and get the hell out of my battle!"
Han: "That was Hobbie I just what?"
Lando: "Han, if you don't stand down, we'll have to take you down!"
Han: "Oh, no—oh, no no no, you don't understand! That's not us in there—"
Lando: "Great! Rogue Leader—light 'er up!"
Han: "Don't do it! Wedge, don't! Don't you dare shoot down my ship!"
Lando: "Don't you mean my ship? Should have known it wasn't you—flies like a bantha in a tar pit—you fly more like a constipated nerf with a broken leg—"
Han: "Lando, I'm serious—put one scratch on the Falcon and I'll—"