Wookieepedia:Quote of the Day/23 May 2012

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STK-CLR: "Your universal stocking code is not evident. Please display it for proper shelf assignment."
Ben: "I'm not a stock item."
STK-CLR: "Of course you are." [grabs Ben by wrists and ankles] "You came through the freight system."
Ben: "Not everything that comes through the freight system is a stock item." [gets lifted into the air] "Put me down! And that's an override command."
STK-CLR: "Stock items are not authorized to issue override commands." [sprays barcode on Ben's robe] "You have been marked DEFECTIVE UNIT. Present yourself to the routing station on the far side of the delivery portal for return to your supplier."
Ben: "Sure, whatever you want."
STK-CLR: "Good. And relay my displeasure to your manufacturer. This is the Jedi Temple. We have acceptance specifications."
―Ben Skywalker, running into a STK-CLR stock-keeping droid while infiltrating the Sith-occupied Jedi Temple via the freight system[src]

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  1. Apocalypse! —MJ— Jedi Council Chambers Tuesday, March 13, 2012, 16:26 UTC
  2. The only one of these I actually laughed at. nayayen★talk 16:43, March 13, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Enochf 16:45, March 13, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Clone Commander Lee Talk 13:02, March 14, 2012 (UTC)
  5. IFYLOFD (Floyd's crib) 00:56, March 15, 2012 (UTC)
  6. - PrincessEra-impGLG 14:19, March 15, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Jonjedigrandmaster (Talk) 15:20, March 16, 2012 (UTC)
  8. If only the rest of this series had been as funny. TIEPilot051999 00:39, March 17, 2012 (UTC
  9. Nahdar Vebb 10:03, March 30, 2012 (UTC)
  10. <-Omicron(Leave a message at the BEEP!) 00:00, March 31, 2012 (UTC)

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