"I am sorry if you are experiencing any discomfort. As we have reached the predesignated altitude for final approach, I have transferred control to Morjanssik. Apparently, they have decided to make our landing vector at four point seven times the recommended maximum velocity. We should be impacting the city in one-five-zero seconds. I hope you have enjoyed your ride with Calamari Shuttles."
I came across this one while reading through some WEG material I got. I particularly like the closing sentence, which is why I nominated this quote. KEJ (talk) 21:22, February 11, 2014 (UTC)
I like the whole thing. Tomari7 (talk) 09:29, February 15, 2014 (UTC)