Ewan: "Hayden! What the hell, your whole reason for turning was to save her. That was completely stupid."
Hayden: "Nyaaah! The Jedi are stupider! They didn't know I was married to Natalie despite the fact that we live together, which Ian figured out in seconds. They didn't know Ian was a Sith. They asked me to get close to him, knowing full well I am confused and that he's manipulative. God, the assassin from Attack of the Clones allegedly couldn't be sent by Christopher Lee because 'It's not in his character'? Face it, it's a miracle the Jedi survived this long!"
Ewan: "Anti-Jedite!"
Narrator: "They duel. Then they duel some more! Then there's even more dueling! Afterwards, they do some more dueling. Then there's another duel, a little dueling, and finally, a duel."
Ewan: "It's over, Hayden! I've got the high ground, just like Darth Maul did in Episode I right before I…killed him successfully… Ignoring that, if you jump over to me, I will cut your shit off!"
Hayden: "You underestimate my power to decide not to jump to the low ground in front of you where I will be able to safely continue dueling, but to instead try to jump all the way over you and get my shit cut off!"
Narrator: "He jumps and gets his shit cut RIGHT THE FUCK OFF!"
Star Wars Episode 3: Abridged Script, written by Rod Hilton[src]

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  1. This entire parody is hilarious. --Darth Praxus- Stover Lover 00:50, October 11, 2010 (UTC)
  2. lol Jonjedigrandmaster (Talk) 01:53, October 11, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Total win! Bella'Mia 05:45, October 11, 2010 (UTC)
  4. WTH? Clone Commander Lee Talk 17:56, October 14, 2010 (UTC)
  5. OLIOSTER (talk) 01:57, October 19, 2010 (UTC)
  6. QuiGonJinn Senate seal(Talk) 15:36, October 31, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Xicer9Atgar(Combadge) 06:34, November 10, 2010 (UTC)
  8. IFYLOFD (Floyd's crib) 04:43, November 20, 2010 (UTC)
  9. ASDF1239Chiss Ascendancy-DISCUSSION- 11:59, December 2, 2010 (UTC)
  10. NAYAYEN 12:14, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

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