Really weird dream
Ampi, The Hobbir, last night, I had this really crazy dream. You, Siri, Hannah, Abram, and a few others but not me or David were doing research for Literature and you got in trouble for downloading this game called "Slacker." The teacher was so PO'd, she sent you down to all the way to eigth/ninth grade reading. Then she started saying the F-word. Like "What the F*** is two plus two?" You retook a test in a white T-shirt, and I did my research. Odd, don't you think?
I had a dream that my house was like this huge store, except without the store items and clerks and stuff. Anyway, there were like lots of people, children and old, that were waking up everywhere. I had supposedly in my dream just woken up when I saw this random guy with a very strange mask on holding a shotgun. He started running around and shooting random people. I eventually, after taking his gun and shooting him like fifty times, got his mask off. He was like eight years old! I commenced beating him up. He had held a gun to my head! In the *dream world*, eight year olds are like evil K? Yeah. I beat him up. A lot. Then my cat woke me up...
Hi. I'm new and thought your page rocked.
Hi. I'm kitfistorulz and just came here. Could you tell me how to add graphics in your page/messages?
From, Kitfistorulz
It's me, Kit fisto again.
How did you get the Cow image to appear next to your name? I can do this- [1]-but i can't get custom immages to appear on my name or page. Every time I try to upload, it doesn't work. >:-|
Also, how did you set up the boxes?
(Please ask another user; I'm busy with my computer right now)
Uhhh.... Is this necessary?
I'm Ampi, for proof, CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, well, I was checking you page and when I saw your information about yourself, I found something really odd. You have two bio templates on your page, a red and a blue one. I find this unnecessary. Well, hey, it's YOUR userpage.
One of them is Darth Cow's, the other is mine. http://uncyclopedia.org/images/1/15/Darth_Cow-Small.PNG --DarthCow--Talk|Email
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Span
Not span color="black", but span style="color: black". - Sikon [Talk] 15:07, 9 May 2006 (UTC)
Wookieevacation
- Thanks for fixing that link, RC-1187 09:52, 12 May 2006 (UTC)
Maaul
- Hey, haven't seen Maaul around in a while, Did he go into a coma or something?--DarkShroud 20:02, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
- He has the major edit template on. But it's just his user page. What could be taking that long?
- Most likely.--DarkShroud 21:20, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
Quit it!
It's Ampi, for proof, The Magical Wonder of the Food Pyramid, yeah, I noticed that you're constantly editing my page to look like a piece of crap on Uncyclopedia. Can you stop, if you don't I swear I will come to your house and I will kidnap you and take you to PBS studios and Michael Jackson's house, OK?
WHAT THE CRAP?!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!! My internet's been down for like a week. I haven't been to your page. --DarthCow--Talk| Email 14:33, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
No, I was talking about... remember that time you said that I support Bush, or when you contradicted when I said that you didn't invent copyrighting remember? That link thingy was like, a long time ago.
Hey
My userpage story thing is almost done. I just have to think of an ending.DarkShroud 20:29, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
Vandalism
WTF? I didnt do anything to your page. That might have been my brother Steves 12:30, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
- yeah, I was at school, and he was sick at home and he was on my computer all day. Steves 13:45, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
That explains a lot. --DarthCow--Talk| Email
- Yeah, I see how you changed the vandal to my brother. He's such a looser. He messed up my user page too. Steves 16:26, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
Battlefront II Question
- Just wondering, in your kill/death ratio, which number comes first, the kills or the deaths? --MaulYoda 02:02, 29 May 2006 (UTC)
- I kill more than I die--Kill/Death.
- You get the kills on top and they are divided by however many times you die. That help you?--NKSCF
- Yeah...I'm not much of a math geek. I'm in a higher math level than my grade, though.
I'm in T.A.G. for lots of my classes - for example: Reading
- I'm not even close to a math geek. But I know simple division when I see it.--NKSCF
--DarthCow--Talk| Email LOL
My class has studied (practically) EVERYTHING except ratios. That's the next subject we're doing now.
--DarthCow--Talk| Email 06:37, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
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Hi
Hey man, would you mind if I uploaded a couple of MY cats and called them relatives of the wookiee cat (example brother)? I'll upload them now, please take a look at them and if you don't like em' I'll happily take them away, or not say there the wokiee cat's brother
Anakin Thomas 14:49, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
Never mind....Anakin Thomas 06:50, 29 August 2006 (UTC)
Proof why the internet is evil
It's Ampi, PQ: 64, well, I just found out why the internet is so evil. Take the number 666, the number of the beast. When said in Hebrew, it would sound like "Wah-wah-wah" which sounds like three W sounds. Three W's, WWW. WWW means "world wide web." So 666 means internet!
Ha! --DarthCow--Talk Email 17:42, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
Hi, it's me. Long time no see!XD
Been a while since I've been here and I just wanted to say hi so you don't forget me! ;) I've been making comics recentally. I swich from fad to fad like most people, and now I'm into Super Mario at the moment. Are you aloud to advertise other sites here? well, if I can, you can see my comic series here:
http://toadscastle.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1164
P.S.If you want I can put you in as a cameo!
--Maaul--(Talk) 12:30, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
Award
Hello, i have awarded you whit an alien mustache image, whit this template, you have all the rights to use it whit all purposes:
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If you want, put it in your userpage. --Clone Paratrooper 01:52, 4 July 2006 (UTC)
Perfect!, you're a really cool guy. --Clone Paratrooper 17:41, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
hi
nice page i really liked it and your cat is very cute (pumpkin)-User:Jaina Solo555 Hey do u think i could be a friend of the wookieecat
I'm back!
Been a while. Wow do I need to catch up... Sorry for not responding to your messages.
http://uncyclopedia.org/images/1/15/Darth_Cow-Small.PNG --DarthCow--Talk| Email 04:02, 11 May 2006 (UTC) 06:15, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
Nice Pics
- I think those are pretty funny and your cat is adorable.JainaSolo32
Greetings
Hi! I'm Bonko. I don't think we've met but i wanted to know if I could use your awesome "No Vandalism" userbox (the one with the machine gun kitty)on my page.Oh and I've got two cats too.Bonko 20:59, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
- Thanks! Bonko 02:11, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
Vandal
Hi im Roron Corobb. I was looking at user pages and somebody really messed up your page but i fixed it back and im gonna report him. Just wanted you to know. Bye. Roron Corobb 10:19, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
Wookieepedia IRC
Darth Cow, are you are you on the Wookieepedia IRC often? I would like to chat with you. Palpy 00:57, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
Well that's totally weird
Hey, i was looking for old versions of your page in "History", but, all i found was 1 edit by Riffsyphon1024, what happened? --Clone Paratrooper 16:20, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
- It is possible to edit history pages, but why would someone do that?, that page has definitely had dozens of edits. I shall investigate. Apaarently there is no history page for the history page so whoever this guy is we probably cant find out. Roron Corobb 4:37, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
- He had over 600 edits on his user page and I cleared them to rid the top 50 list of most edited pages on the stats page of user pages. Btw, article edits do not count edits to user pages, so he did not lose anything by that. -- Riffsyphon1024 20:52, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
New Pic
I got an awesome new pic of me on Geonosis. Check it out!--DarkShroud--Talk|Email 22:21, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
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Still having a problem with new messages box?
Do you still have this problem? I had it yesterday and since we changed the featured article, it disappeared for me. - TopAce 13:01, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
Compliment
Very awesome user page a job well done. -Crion Naxx
Spam
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Hi, its been 245 days, 15 hours, 14 minutes and... 17 saconds since ive been on.-Kitfistorulz 02:29, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
P.S.:check out my userpage.