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Darth Cow, welcome!

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Episode III

How about'"Episode III: Revenge of the Sniff"? What do you think? -Maaul 03:16, 1 April 2006 (UTC)


You said you liked revenge of the sniff, right? -Maaul 03:31, 1 April 2006 (UTC)


can you make pictures from scratch? -Maaul 03:54, 1 April 2006 (UTC)


does it work now? -Maaul


I gott'a go befor my dd rips my a rms ot.By! -~~


Sorry, I was trying to say, "I've got to go before my dad rips my arms out -Maaul 17:22, 1 April 2006 (UTC)" Anyway, I've finished Episode III, although the title should probably change. Just come anyway, if your on now that is. -Maaul 17:22, 1 April 2006 (UTC)


Are you on? If you are, come to my userpage. I'm done with Episode III!. -Maaul 20:34, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

Hey

Hey! Nice user page! Also, was the one with Anakin, then Darth Vader a wallpaper? I think I've seen it on the web somewhere... Anyways, I have a wikicities account for the Weird Al Wiki, so I'm signed in as myself. Catch ya later! Bluebry Muffin 17:57, 11 March 2006 (UTC)

Images

I insist that you cease uploading random non-Star Wars images to add to your user page. I also request that you do not delete content on your talk page. It is here for others to see your actions and user comments. -- Riffsyphon1024 03:27, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

See my page!

Hey. Its me Ampi. For proof, I'll say this "In the shower" PLEASE REMEMBER THAT! So check out my Uncyclopedia userpage and click the new messages link on the top. I changed it. I haven't created an account here so it will appear as 67.Someting.

Yep. I know it's you. --DarthCow--Talk| Email

Template:HC

I just realized, you used my template for the Huge Collection infobox. Cool! Lt. 1993 20:51, 16 March 2006 (UTC)

That test

Hey again. It's me Ampi. For proof, I'll say this "Oramzi" PLEASE REMEMBER THAT! So remember that test advisories took on Thursday in college? Well, I won! You know, now I go on to the district test. If you still don't understand what I mean, don't make me spell it out for you. Have fun at that college party! -Ampi Note: I still haven't created an account here. It'll appear as 67.Whatever. Second Note: I changed the new messages link again.

Me again, for proof, I'll say "Nidion" PLEASE REMEMBER THAT! So I said we are in college becuase we are. I surely feel sorry for the poor loser like Andrew who has to suffer for the fact that everone can make fun of him due to the fact that he's only a kid. Andrew's my "brother" by the way. I wish he was dead though. END!

lol. --DarthCow--Talk| Email

Secret Words Already Used

  • In the shower
  • Oramzi
  • Nidion
  • Groove Dog
  • Mikewall Jacksoon

Ideas

Eeerr, you do remember our OTHER secret words, right? Maybe I'll paste them somewhere...secretive... (thinking of where to put them).......--DarthCow--Talk| Email

---I know!!! You can use the SECRET alias to Michael Jackson that Andrew created. SHshshShsHShS!!! --DarthCow--Talk| Email

---And how about.................how about the name of the typing program you took after you beat ours.... yeah. --DarthCow--Talk| Email

---OHOHOHOH!!! How about who Darth Pirhana (spelled wrong) really is?

---What's (the person who's name starts with "M", you know)'s first letter of their last name???????????? --DarthCow--Talk| Email

Ok. I'll use those in chronilogical order. You could also use

  • Andrew's one weakness that can actually KILL him.

this could be useful... *evil grin*

That link I promised you

I Ampi, for proof "Groove Dog" PLEASE REMEBER-Forget it. So here it is. Be sure to have people around because its super funny and awesome. You might have to turn it up. Here

Me again.

Yeah... Ampi here "Mickwal Jacksoon" remebe- cat fight. What the crap? Oh my god. I've gotta check this out. 

5 MINUTES LATER...

Yeah. Do you mind if we use my talk page on uncyclopedia to use our disscussions from now on. It likes take me forever to get to this site because I can't remember the address. No. I can't put it in favorites. It's too cluttered. Also, did you notice that I never use that 1337 (or awful grammar) crap that everyone uses. OMFG!!!!1111 i cant beleeve this. so ill copee it kk? I'll stop now.

Uuhh. I have no idea what you said. But oh well. I'll talk to you on yours. --DarthCow--Talk| Email

Need permission

Hi, I'm Maaul. I'm new, so I wanted to make a completely made up story about my "life". Right now, I mentioned an arch enemy. The only problem is that I didn't say who it was and anyone at my user page (User:Maaul) now is left hanging with a "To Be Continued..." I've been looking around for other users with evil sounding names, and you happend to come up. Can I put you in my story if I promise that I won't make you die? I really need an arch enemy. If you could help me out, I would really appreciate it. Thanks! -Maaul 02:32, 30 March 2006 (UTC)

--Sure! I'd gladly let you put me in it. I also like how you're in the outer outer outer outer... OUTER rim. :) --DarthCow--Talk| Email

--Anyway, Welcome! I hope you enjoy this wikicity dedicated to Star Wars. I know I do. --DarthCow--Talk| Email

I'm glad you like my idea! I didn't even even think it was that good!(I really need to work on my self-esteem...) -Maaul 22:24, 30 March 2006 (UTC)

--That was THE best story I've read. Ever. It made me laugh, cry, and puke. Seriously. That was great. Did you make it up your own?!!!!! That was fantastic. Keep up the good work. --DarthCow--Talk| Email

You liked it that much?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!Wow...and my teachers told me to work on writing. If only my teachers could see this story. Just a random question, but I'm new as you know so I want to know, do this site have buddy lists like that runescape game? If it does, then you'd be my first virtual friend.O, by the way. I you want you want, can use the parts you in to your biography, because it does involve you in it. Thanks for the complements! -Maaul 23:39, 30 March 2006 (UTC)

--I see you like Star Wars more than homework. :D Same here. Well, it doesn't have official friends, but you can do what I did and make a sections with the title "Friends" or something. Really, if your teachers understood Star Wars, they would so give you an A++++++++. And,for the spelling errors (One word:Spellchecker. :D), that might bring you down to 300% Extra Credit. :D. --DarthCow--Talk| Email

Should I work on a sequel just to take up more space? I've made some minor changes,(like friends list and a cheapo looking info box)but none seem to enhance the niceness.O, if you can help me make said info box any better, like picture,e.c.t.,feel free to edit my page.(just not mercilessly) -Maaul 23:57, 30 March 2006 (UTC)

--Hmmm, I don't know. Your story is perfect just how it is, or so I think. Maybe you could create a sequel like you said and E-mail it to me (My address is at the very bottom of my page) and we'll talk about it. Which infobox is it you want to edit? If it's the meatbag one, it's fine just how it is. But really, you have a great talent for creating non-canon Star Wars stories (Canon is something liscenced by Lucasarts, or, made official by the creators of Star Wars). --DarthCow--Talk| Email

--By the way, it's mostly always considered "vandalism" if someone edits another user's userpage. If it wasn't too bad or it improved, you'll just be warned. Unless, though, you've been asked or approved to edit it. I had something else to say, I'll remember eventually. --DarthCow--Talk| Email

--Hey, since you're my friend, do you want me to create a signature for you like mine? You'd just have to say what colors you want, and links, etc.

Wow! First you help my story, then you teach me a new word! Awesome!The one I need help editing is the "hate homework" one. See, it looks so cheap, people can't even tell it's an info box!It needs, well, an actual box for starters.(now idea how to do)An image would make it more realistic.(small experiance)O yeah, sure we can be listed on each others friends list! -Maaul 00:11, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

Cool! I was sending you a response, but I got kicked off the server for a while. I was thinking, instead of "HW", how about ":P" like you did on yours. I like it because it shows my feelings on the topic. Or maybe, to make it original,">:(" -Maaul 00:37, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

--Yeah! I got kicked of the ol' inTERnet too. Strange. Yeah, so, you mean like THIS?

:P This user despises any homework that doesn't have to do with Star Wars.

You decide what you want it to look like. Do you want another color?

--DarthCow--Talk| Email


Come look! My First info box! -Maaul 00:41, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

I'm found a cool picture that I was going to use for my character template. What do you think?:

Hkfull.jpg

That's good! Wait 3-5 minutes and come back. Be done in 3-5. -Maaul 00:50, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

I'm so bad at using computers! If you don't believe me, check for yourself -Maaul 01:04, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

To bad, I'll just put it in unalligned. Now, I'm looking for images to add to my story. I going to look for an image of Darth Vader at a certen angle so he looks like a cow. Can you find good kissing image for the ending? I tried, but they all had characters that everyone recognizes. Plese help, -Maaul 01:17, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

That's awesome! How do you do it?! I couldn't edit my way out of a paper moistier evaporater! Now there's one more: the dreaded kissing scene. I'll find this one. Just chill for a while. I'll let you know when I'm done -Maaul 01:33, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

Come to my page when you get on next time and see the probably final draft.(except for the sequel) You'll like it! -Maaul 02:28, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

Just mailing you to see if your here. Respond if you are. -Maaul 22:26, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

Boxes

That goes for u too dark cow, Dont go around sayin u have the most boxes unless u know for sure!!!! I HAVE THE MOST BOXES NOT U AND I WILL ALAWAYS HAVE THE MOST!!!!!!! Mike Kazz Who cares about the date P.S most of ur boxes suck and shouldnt even be boxes!

  • Shut it Kazz. -- Riffsyphon1024 22:29, 30 March 2006 (UTC)
  • It's DARTH Cow. If you're going to critisize me, do it right. And who's the hipocrite when they say "ur boxes suck and shouldnt even be boxes"? --DarthCow--Talk| Email
  • Like I said your boxes dont make sence. And you say mine dont make sence, your last couple just take up space like you waste three of them that say And this just so you can have the most but I dont do that for any and I still have more. If I did what you did I would have more than double the boxes I already have. Mike Kazz Who cars about the date
  • So... They don't have to, hey... One of those is mine, and I think they're fine, It IS Darth Cow's userpage after all.Ruffles 02:37, 31 March 2006 (UTC)
      • Not really Darth Cow, like I said it was Dark Danny, so im still not blocked yet. I can still write things and its 11:32am, 4-1-06 so im not blocked if thats what your thinking. You didnt get the right ip anyway so take that mike kazz getting blocked box off your boxes!! Mike Kazz Who cares about the date

Maaul Images

  • Could you help him out? You've been here longer than I have.DarkShroud 21:17, 31 March 2006 (UTC)


sequel

I need you see all my mail to you on my talk page, because it's the only place that, like, 3 people go. I want to keep it secret because it involves, well, look at the title. If you can, notify DarkShroud, cause he's good at stories to, -Maaul 22:33, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

I'm writing everthing on MY talk page, so just go back and forth between pages, don't wait for "new messages" -Maaul 22:44, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

No need to be secretive anymore. Our work here is done. I'm not shore what I'll need, so if you can, get a pic of action scene, scary scene, the works basically. Thanks a ton! -Maaul 23:08, 31 March 2006 (UTC)

P.S. if you can from the comic I got the love scene from("United", I think) because it looks like me from real life(human me and human KR)Luke=me,Mara=KR -Maaul 23:08, 31 March 2006 (UTC)


Come! It's finished! It's finally finished! -Maaul 00:55, 1 April 2006 (UTC)


Are you there? Respond if you are. HHEELLLLOO??!! -Maaul 01:01, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

Oh, and also. On your biography, you said girlfriend, but it's actualy pronounced "wife" -Maaul 01:05, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

WHERE ARE YOU??????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Maaul 01:11, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

You play a big role in the sequel! Come on! Please?! DDDAAARRRTTTHHH CCCOOOWWW!!! -Maaul 01:35, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

Have you read the sequel yet? It's more serious and less funny, but then again, so was Episode V. Did you like it? -Maaul 02:20, 1 April 2006 (UTC)


I know, but the second one is always serious-er,seriously?...never mind. I put a smiley up and changed the user template information, like from "droid" to "droid(later,human)" Go check it out! It's totaly customized! -Maaul 02:35, 1 April 2006 (UTC)


Not at all! I got it off somebody elses page anyway, but only that one, so that person's page is still original -Maaul 02:39, 1 April 2006 (UTC)


Speaking of infoboxs, the ones on your page with numbers are wrong because you added the smiley one.(ex:29 should be 30, 30 should be 31,e.c.t. -Maaul 02:43, 1 April 2006 (UTC)


Also, in your biography, it says, "girlfriend", but in mine it says,"married and lived happily ever after." Doesn't that mean that it's non-fannon? -Maaul 02:47, 1 April 2006 (UTC)


I said fannon on purpose cause it's a made up fan story -Maaul 02:57, 1 April 2006 (UTC)


Want to brainstorm ideas for episode III? -Maaul 03:02, 1 April 2006 (UTC)


Is that because of the computer, or your family want it back, or both? -Maaul 03:05, 1 April 2006 (UTC)


Should episode III be funny, serious, or serious enough to make sense focusing on comedy? -Maaul 03:08, 1 April 2006 (UTC)


My family does that a lot to. Especially my mom with here world-change,matter of life and death art program -Maaul 03:10, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

Thank you! -Maaul 03:11, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

Hey! Guess what?

This is Ampi, Youngquist sucks, there. Guess what? I'm leaving Uncyclopedia and all other wikies. In fact, I'm in this religious group that can't use electric called the Amish. This is the last day I can use this computer... or have fun. If you wish to leave me a message about this peril, go here.

P.S. I provoked that one guy to insult you because I wanted to. U SUCK!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!1111 1 AM T3H 1337 MA573R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

East coast

(Where are you that you can talk to me right now?!! It's 1:00!!! I'm on my compy lab compy.)

Do you live on the west coast? I live in NC and it's 3:59, I'm sitting at home! -User:Maaul/sig 20:01, 4 April 2006 (UTC)

(Stupid school compy!!!)

I feel your pain dude. Same here. One thing's the same, east to west, and that's the fact that schools are lame. How much longer is your period in comp. lab? -User:Maaul/sig 20:10, 4 April 2006 (UTC)

(You really need to archive your talk, not just delete it. That's what an archived talk page is.)

I like my archive better the way it is. Much better than the last way, mostly because I had the banned template on the top, so some admin must of seen ONLY the banned thing, so that's why it's not there now, it got deleted... -User:Maaul/sig 19:47, 4 April 2006 (UTC)

Soooooo....

Did you see episode 3 yet? I made the first part funny, but the last part serious. (Like episode 6, only opposite.) -Maaul 22:35, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

Which is best? 1,2, or 3? -Maaul 22:40, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

Just so you know, I'm not leaving it like that. I'm going to do IV,V, and VI.(Most likely.) -Maaul 22:47, 1 April 2006 (UTC)

Userboxes about other users

I just suggested that the user who has an infobox claiming he's not fond of you remove it. I would also suggest you do the same with your infobox about him. Thanks. —Silly Dan (talk) 15:57, 8 April 2006 (UTC)

Thanks!

Yes, thanks! -User:Maaul/sig

Logout Issues

The first thing I would check is if your browser is set to accept cookies; if not, you will probably want to set up wikia.com as an exception. I'm not sure how to do that in IE or Opera, but in Mozilla it's under Tools-->Options-->Privacy-->Cookies. jSarek 19:50, 10 April 2006 (UTC)

  • Yeah, I'm pretty sure you'll need admin status to make that change, which means wait for your Dad to sign in to do it. jSarek 20:07, 10 April 2006 (UTC)


HAHA!! Proof!! I AM those IP addresses!!!

Your Sig

It's messed up because you didn't close one of your red font tags (the one after "Cow"). Close it and it should be fine. :) StarNeptuneTalk to me! 23:31, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

Star Wars Dreams

(I had a creeeepy Star Wars Dream)

Wow, that really is weird. I had a weird Star Wars related dream too. It wasn't scary, but it was weird. There was one sith who walked with his hands and fought with his feet, and the Death Star had a baby that destroyed the universe. Everyone died, but I didn't wake up. It was horrible! I was floating for so long! I want my mommy! -Maaul

-A qoute to go down in history. LOL. :D

(LOL)

I'm dead serious! I was honest to goodness scared out of my wits! Who knew that machinery was so evil and had such a scary laugh... -Maaul

ARCHIVE!!!!!!

(PLEASE just use the archive pages for what they're meant to be used for!!! Move that stuff to your userpage.)

No, that's what I'm using them for. I'm putting all the stuff I don't want on my user page. Well, I have to get back to work on my gallery. I'll tell you when it's done. When i'm done, you'll find a link to it on my "contributions" section of my page. -Maaul

(If you don't get rid of them, they'll get deleted,)

Why would it get deleted? I know I may of made some "friends" with that OOM-9 incident, but I didn't say stuff that mean to that admin. Don't tell me he's stoll mad! -Maaul

(Beg beg beg)

Ya, you're right. I'll take care of that later. But for now, go to "contributions" on my userpage and click on the gallery link. I want it to be a surprise, so I won't tell you who it's on. -Maaul

(got to go)

Bye -Maaul

Diff to penultimate

Ampi here, Rock n' Roll McDonald's. I see what is going on. The "diff to penultimate version" allows you to see what the guy who changed your page did. That was just some sorta improvement.


Forum topics

I noticed you've started a couple of topics recently in the senate hall, but you've started them up as though they were regular articles. When you want to start a new topic, please go to the Forum:Senate Hall page and use the "add new topic" button" rather than just starting a new article (which ends up in the main article namespace as though it's a regular article.) It's a minor detail, but it ensures that the article appears properly in the Senate Hall listing, and in the right namespace.

Also, thanks for getting rid of that userbox I mentioned earlier. Cheers, —Silly Dan (talk) 17:59, 15 April 2006 (UTC)

That question you asked me

Ampi, the underground pass of the damned leading to the city of the mole people located in the spot in the other hall, yeah, you asked me what you should add on your userpage, I say something like a word of boredom such as go into crappy Microsoft Word and start typing random gibberish. That's what I do. END! The matrix will have you in a galaxy far, far away in TWO days. groovedog.

By the way, Ampi, Roots XIV test, you should check out the underground pass page on the bottom of my userpage on uncyclopedia. It's not done yet though.

Other

For those of you who don't know how to redirect: #REDIRECT [[PAGE HERE]].

That sucked!

Ampi, Day Bathroom Orange, yeah, that link you posted on my talk page SUCKED! For one thing, that link never existed, so I have no idea what you want me to watch.

LS Maker

  • I do the effects with a program on my compy, as does Malrick Vos and Mike Kazz. I could tell you where to download it, but then I'd have to do a step by step on how everything works. And I'm lazy. So if you REALLY want a pic like that, you can upload it and I'll do it and reupload it.-- DarkShroud 02:05, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Lightsaber Maker DarkShroud 19:18, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
  • Yep, but it's confusing to figure out once you download it-- and dont bother with LS sound or LS typing, cuz it's crap--DarkShroud 21:09, 21 April 2006 (UTC)

Your signature

Instead of simply putting {{user talk:Darth Cow/sig}} when you sign posts, could you put {{subst:user talk:Darth Cow/sig}} instead? This should save the code for your signature directly into the talk page you're signing, which saves the database trying to retrieve an extra file every time a talk page you sign is loaded.

Also, please don't put an extra line of whitespace between your text and your sig, as it messes up the formatting. Try putting it in directly after the text, like so: —Silly Dan (talk) 03:53, 23 April 2006 (UTC) (Thanks.)

Image Requests Page

Huntersquid 21:01, 25 April 2006 (UTC)