Sons
Seems like Hraykken, Draykken and Louis Bender aren't the Meatlump King's real sons after all. I did the new part of the Legacy quest yesterday that starts with Hraykken Bender in the Meatlump hideout. In the second part of the quest, you meet Bossk who sends you to defeat Lucien Bender. When talking to Lucien he reveals that he is the father of the three brothers and that they ran away after he started to run experiments on them. And when he attacks you, he shouts "You're as bad as that Meatlump King who stole my boys away from me!!". So I changed the article and removed the information, that they were the King's sons. --Craven 13:25, 20 June 2009 (UTC)
- Awesome! Thanks for catching that StarsiderSWG 03:52, November 16, 2011 (UTC)
King's Quotes
After all these years I can't believe that nobody has brought this up. After your first interaction with the Meatlump King, everything he says when you click him is a slightly distorted quote from pop culture. No, he actually didn't drop his meatlump in the river and then fell in, as has made it into his biography... That's a meatlump-ized quote from Spirited Away!
King: Once, not long ago, I dropped my meatlump into a river. When I tried to get it back, I fell in. I thought I'd drown, but the water carried me to the shore. From then on, I always ate my snacks away from water.
Original: Once, when I was little , I dropped my shoe into a river. When I tried to get it back i fell in, I thought I'd drown but the water carried me to shore. It finally came back to me, the rivers name was the Kahaku river, I think that was you, and your real name is Kahaku river
Source: Spirited Away (Sen to Chihiro no Lamikakushi)
Others:
King: Maybe in these moments I love life more than I ever had before. Not just my life...anybody's life...your life. All I want are the same answers anybody wants. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? Could I have a bite of that meatlump?
Original: Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life; my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where do I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.
Source: Blade Runner
King: What CorSec has never figured out, and what I know well, is that these Meatlumps would never break, never lie down, never bend over for anybody. Anybody. Well, other than for me.
Original: What the cops never figured out, and what I know now, was that these men would never break, never lie down, never bend over for anybody. Anybody.
Source: The Usual Suspects
King: These rugs really tie the room together.
Original: The rug really tied the room together.
Source: The Big Lebowski
King: Too many Meatlumps think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I've got my own peace of mind. I don't need yours and won't give you mine."
Original: I'm not a concept. Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to 'make them alive'…but I'm just a fucked up girl who's looking for my own peace of mind. Don't assign me yours.
Source: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
King: Look, I don't mean to be rude but being Meatlump King is not as easy as it looks, so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me.
Original: Look, I don't mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me.
Source: The Princess Bride
King: This hideout demonstrates one of the great dangers of being a Meatlump. Not to life and limb...what could possibly harm a Meatlump? I'm talking about excess anger.
Original: This site also demonstrates one of the great dangers of archeology, not to life and limb, although that does sometimes take place, I'm talking about folklore.
Source: Raiders of the Lost Ark
King: It's amazing how the colors of the real world only seem truly real when you see them in my coat."
Original: It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.
Source: A Clockwork Orange
King: I must admit I didn't think much of you the first time I laid eyes on you; looked like a stiff breeze would blow you over. I'm still working on my second impression.
Original: I must admit I didn't think much of Andy first time I laid eyes on him; looked like a stiff breeze would blow him over. That was my first impression of the man.
Source: The Shawshank Redemption
King: Anyone who spends a significant amount of time with me finds me quite agreeable. Just ask...well anybody.
Original: Anyone who spends a significant amount of time with me finds me disagreeable. Just ask your husband.
Source: Se7en
King: I live my life. I don't apologize for taking care of my Meatlumps. And I refused to be a fool dancing on the strings held by any of those Imperial or Rebel big shots. That's my life and I don't apologize for that.
Original: I work my whole life, I don't apologize, to take care of my family. And I refused to be a fool dancing on the strings held by all of those big shots. That's my life, I don't apologize for that.
Source: The Godfather
King: Now watch closely, everyone. I'm going to show you how to eat a meatlump. A meatlump of meat and lumpiness. The trick is not to fear it. Or to chew.
Original: Now watch closely, everyone. I'm going to show you how to kill a god. A god of life and death. The trick is not to fear him.
Source: Princess Mononoke
TockBlackfeather (talk) 14:52, 10 May 2025 (UTC) OOM 224 17:07, 10 May 2025 (UTC)