Probly help him fight in combat and be by his side always like a body gaurd

I'd probably pray for him

Gradually expose him to losing women he loves. Start with small female animals (pets) and work up from there. So that one day he understands he can live without a woman in his life.

darts Vader

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Lord Vader, I would be happy to help you out therapeutically, for the sum price of choking my landlord out of my house payment. I will not let your talents go to waste.

Snickers

I would advise him on becoming a bestselling author with titles like:

• The Art of Altering The Deal

• Master class: No longer "but a learner"

• Becoming Impressive. Most Impressive.

Fantastic ^

He would kill me if I even offered therapy.

Would say it's not your fault but to let the past go and use that anger for the better not the worst