Content Warning for Satire: This is fun. A Satirical mickeytake, which is British for making fun of stuff.

Please take it as intended.

Character Arcs: Obi Wan Kenobi

TPM: Jerk

AOTC: Perfect.

ROTS: More perfect

ANH: Remembered he ought to have flaws to became a lying jerk, then a ghost.

Kenobi Series: Perfect dude has depression because he thinks he might have a flaw. Perfect dude finds out he does not have a flaw and is actually still perfect, does not have depression anymore. The End.

The Clone Wars: Perfect dude has a girlfriend who dies for sad-sads.

Character Arcs:

Anakin: Sweet kid, likes to podrace

AOTC: Flawed kid, obviously bullied, does bad stuff. Murdered Shmi so he murders back.

ROTS: Did I mention his guy has flaws? In true tragic hero style falls because of them. Plus Skeevy Sheev McCreepy is now the Senate.

The Clone Wars: More flaws.

Character Arcs Yoda: Is Green. Sits and says the same stuff. Speaks backwards. Says the same stuff- goes to a jungle because he failed to kill Palply McScroteface. Order ObI Wan to kill Darth Vader.

Mace Windu: Sits and says stuff. Also a purple lightsaber and Samuel L Jackson.

Gets thrown out of a Windu. Wait is his name foreshadowing?

Kit Fisto and Shaak...who are those people? The extras?

Fandom: "Anakin can't be the hero he has flaws and does bad things. Obi Wan is the real hero because he is perfect and bad stuff happens to him anyway" .

Aristotle: Crying in the Afterlife.

Shakespeare: Shouting in the afterlife.