*suddenly doubles over, attempts to catch breath*
Sorry... I ran... all the way... Jedi... really like stairs...
*brushes off jacket*
Anyway... hi, everyone! My name's Sombra7567, but you guys can call me Sombra. I've been secretly (and jealously) monitoring your communications for the past year and a bit. But, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve finally been granted permission to report to the Council. *gives a slight bow to the Masters: Jedi Sarith LeKit, Jade Moonstroller, Ajjviolin96*
Now, let’s see who I recognize…
Greetings, Master LeKit. Masters Moonstroller and Ajj, my extremely belated congratulations on your promotions.
*spots figure in Mandalorian armor* JONAX FROSTWALKER! *walks up, clasps forearm in traditional greeting* Su cuy’gar, ner vod! I hope to have a few debates with you later on.
Koh-to-yah, Master P Koon.
Hello there, Ginger Kenobi!
Master Coleman Fisto. *bows*
Dark Lord of the Pith. *kneels* Excellent work with the memes, my lord.
Shout-out to the rest of the memers who’ve nearly killed me via laughing fit. (What did I do to deserve such treatment, guys? Come on.)
I haven’t seen El Clon Renegado for some time…
*grabs The Senate 50 by the shoulders* Promise me you won’t let democracy die!
*studies The Mechanical Menace* You look like you could use a tuneup. Give me five minutes and a hydrospanner, and you’ll be moving like General Grievous.
ArtooD2! *crouches down and pets dome* How are you, my friend? I love reading the Wook interviews.
*straightens up and nods*
I look forward to my time on the Wook. If you guys could provide me with the links to the regulations manual, the Meme of the Week contest, Mando of the Week, and anything else you think I should check out, I would greatly appreciate it.
Ask me anything you like in the comments!
May the Force be with you. May the Dark Side serve you. This is the Way.
Cheers!
Sombra
