Hello, I The International Bob Ross would like to announce myself as the Grand Confesser of the Holy Church of the Almighty, All Powerful, All Merciful, starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Dune_cow .
The Church will except anyone who claims allegiance to the Dune Cow.
While the Church is young it has some history: The Church was founded by the Prophet Zuben Crossfire.
If you take this oath you may join our church: I pledge my soul, the force within me, and my bloodline to the Holy Dune Cow, may he guide me through this misshapen galaxy of ours, and may his milk shower us all in his holiness!