| "A Wiener Schnitzel and Underwear in a Tree" • "A Roulette Wheel and a Piano Playing Dog" • "A Strudel and a Hot American Boy Toy" • "Ants on a Log and a Cheating Winker" • "A Frankenstein's Monster and a Crazy Church Guy" • "Baptists, Catholics and an Attempted Drowning" • "A Proper Wedding and Skeletons in the Closet" • "An Ankle Monitor and a Big Plastic Crap House" • "A Fancy Article and a Scholarship for a Baby" • "Community Service and the Key to a Happy Marriage" • "A Little Snip and Teaching Old Dogs" • "A New Home and a Traditional Texas Torture" • "Funeral" • "Memoir"
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