| "Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo" • "Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific" • "Passion's Harvest and a Sheldocracy" • "Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero" • "A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy'" • "An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football" • "A Tougher Nut and a Note on File" • "Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha" • "College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle" • "Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting" • "Ruthless, Toothless and a Week of Bed Rest" • "A Baby Shower and a Testoterone-Rich Banter" • "A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters" • "A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being" • "Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame" • "A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam" • "A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult" • "Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal" • "A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler" • "German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat" • "A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet" • "A Tornado, a 10-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring"
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