Ballard's Sporting Goods is the sports store owned by Dale Ballard. It sells sports equipment, sports caps, fishing equipment, weights, guns, baseball bats, and cups that protect your private parts.
Overview
The store first appears in "The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-Chi's" where Dale shows Meemaw around and later hires Georgie as a salesman.
After Dale and Meemaw goes away to go to a casino, Georgie gets put in charge, while Georgie was helping a customer, someone robs the cash register and took all the money, Georgie tries to make things right by giving Dale $500 but Dale fires him. (A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge)
In "A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat", Georgie and Meemaw go up to the store and throw eggs as revenge on Dale for what he did to them.
In "Graduation", Dale hires Georgie back after deciding to give him another chance and also make amends with Meemaw.
Trivia
- Only half of Ballard's is owned by Dale, the rest of it's also owned by June.


